Total Medals Earned: 56 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,375 Points
Medals Earned: 5/19 (25/125 points)
Open up the craft menu.
Mine a diamond block.
Collect wood.
Start playing.
Mine down to the world's bottom layer.
Craft an axe.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of diamonds.
Craft a shovel.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of gold.
Mine and hold 500 blocks of dirt.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of iron.
Smelt cobble stone.
Craft a pickaxe.
Craft and hold 50 fences.
Smelt sand.
Smelt clay.
Craft all iron tools.
Craft all gold tools.
Craft all diamond tools.
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/540 points)
Hit your first enemy.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Score 0.
Score 1+.
Score 20+.
Score 40+
Score 45+
Score 48+
Score 50+
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (105/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (115/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)